Technically this should hold content about who this page is for, or who this page is about; however, neither of those things is going to be happening.  Know why?  Because I don't care to type anything particularly profound.  That's right...  straight-up don't care.

Some of you may know us, but I can almost guarantee that most of you don't.  Those of you that do know us don't need to read some overworked litany of useless factoids that you already are aware of.

And those of you who don't know us sure as fuck aren't going to get to by reading a web-based infomercial about us either.